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CollegeFabricStores.com College Fabric is soft!

Posted by IRA COHEN on 15th May 2014

So you've heard that CollegeFabricStore.com College Fabric is soft... everybody is saying it. The word is out. Everyone loves how soft our College Fabric is. Apparently, it is so soft, that sonnets, plays and pop songs have been written about our soft college fabric... really! "What light thru yonder fabric's softness? It is the soft light of the sun and our fabric is Juliet..." or SOMETHING like that. We inspire everyone with our unbelievable softness. A few years Beyonssee' wrote a song about us. The song was titled, "Softilicious" and she extolled all of the virtues of our college fabric and how ridiculously soft it was on her, ahem, behind. True poetry at its finest. If you haven't seen the video, you should look it up on YouTube. A true classic.

A while back, somebody asked us how soft our college fabric was. Our reply turned into a university physics experiment. Our fabric is so soft that it has been used in a physics' lab experiment while experimenting with frictionless surfaces. Supposedly there is no such thing as a frictionless surface, but we proved them wrong! Our college fabric was so soft, that it was off the scale! It was truly smoother than any "supposedly" frictionless surface ever measured in the solar system!

So what does a soft college fabric mean to you? It means comfort! A comfortable college fabric means it will almost cuddle you by itself. It's warmth will permeate your very being and wrap you in a serenity of your favorite college team. Choose CollegeFabricStores.com College Fabric because of our awesome softness!

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